Gotta go fast, hoes. If i'm not posting, i'm eating, working, playing Pokemon. Oh, and my theme is shit because I don't have a computer anymore and am only ever on mobile.

3ds friend code: 5472-8175-3033 let me know if you add me

 

azalea-dylan:

johnrulestheworld:

hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm

false i have a bruise that resulted from my deep love and affection for spaghettios and my inability to hold onto the can of spaghettios

Anonymous asked
Can you please tag humans? Im a furry and don't like seeing gross people on my dash. Thank you! :3

follownyapping-deactivated20160:

what

what the fuck is this

a special message for a very special someone

thestoutorialist:

averypottermormon:

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hey

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you

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dont you dare think

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for even a second

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that nobody saw you

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when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD

how did you find this

CONSTANT VIGILANCE